solving the ginormous new york times crossword puzzle that is the universe. a spark notes guide to your life. both of the previous statements were lies. now that you've clicked on this, you regret it don't you?
Evil Scanner has succumbed to my efforts, I don't know how or why, but it's working!!! I know you were all super curious as to the outcome of this THRILLING EMOTIONAL ROLLER-COASTER of a SAGA!