Red Pill or Blue Pill?

Today in strange Craigslist Postings:

I'm not sure what's creepier, the ominous tone of the title of the post, or the offhanded way in which he promises to CHALLENGE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING

Is that you, Keanu?

(Click to see the 10 best Sad Keanu images. My personal favourite is Cat Keanu)